Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Would yours win?

THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks. Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes. There is no fast food. Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, and complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of "pretend" bills with not enough money. In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week. Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and send cards out on time. Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut appointment. He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care. He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function. Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times. The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done. The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn himself with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails polished and eyebrows groomed. During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties. They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting. They will need to read a book and then pray with the children each night and in the morning, feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair by 7:00 am. A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information: each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name. Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labor, each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up. The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man wins only if..he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice. If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right To be called Mother!

Monday, February 25, 2008



Well Today is my second doctors appointment. I get another ultra sound today. The baby swill be developing arms and legs. The nest baby.com compares the size of the baby right now to a blueberry.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Wedding Photo's



Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Not one of my brightest moments



Yesterday I had my first prenatal appointment. Also the first look at baby # 2. I am 5 weeks along, my husband and I are the proud parents of a poppy seed...at least that is the current size of the baby....and for such a tiny little thing it causes so many problem like for instance I realized my mind is already shot as today I took my 100Th trip to the bathroom, hung up my book bag as usual, only to turn around and see urinals... it seems that even with looking at the signs I had walked into the men's restroom. Mortified I tried to escape with out notice, but I wasn't that lucky. The girl walking out of the women's restroom which is across the way gave me a judging glare, as though I was up to no good with some one in the men's room. Ohh well I am sure she will understand when she has prego brain.
-Jenn

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Well since all of our friends and family seem to be blogging
we thought we would join in. Thought for our first day we would
take it easy and just add a few photo's so enjoy.

Our First Family Photo's